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Joke of the Day

"The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?"

"How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice."

"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses around."

"How come white girls can only count odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."

"A homosexual, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink."

"I don't care what you say about vacuum cleaners They still suck Just like this joke"

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."

"How you turn a washer into a snow blower? Hand her a shovel"

"A man is complaining about his girlfriend in the late 17th century... Man: ""She's just a complete witch."" Not sure if it's an old joke, but I came up with this one at the bathroom."