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Joke of the Day
"""Oh, this old thing?"" - my cat showing me his butt hole"
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"I took my child to work almost ten months ago, people. Is there seriously not a Take Your Child Back Home Day?"
"Who the hell decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to write on maxi pads? ""NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME"" would have been more relevant."
"Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a Ghostbuster."
"I found a chocolate bar down the side of the sofa but I didn't celebrate because it was my old club."
"What's a pedophile's favorite music scale? A minor"
"If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read."
"""It all started with a Klondike Bar.."" -Nostalgic Prostitute"
"What's the worst thing about 90's kids? They fight back."
"A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases It was a new, clear reaction."