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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you all a chemistry joke But it probably wouldn't get a reaction"
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"Zayn Malik has a full beard now. He only shaves in one direction."
"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life."" But John came fifth, and he won a toaster."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
"[Library] MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section MAN: Come on boys! *Swarms of firemen enter with hoses*"
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."
"With the ferocity that my 6 y/o daughter knocked on the bathroom door there was either a murderer in the house or a cat did something cute"
"Why was the paper man sent to jail? He was caught rustling."
"What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope? A cantelope."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the Jaw."