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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a blonde to agree to a threesome? (Oc) Tell her she'll see an Eiffel tower if she does"

"I have a fear of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it."

"Satan: And this is the TV room. Me: This isn't so bad. *turns on TV* *only thing showing is golf*"

"My Life Sucks... Because my wife doesn't."

"I got a tattoo on my penis that says ""TINY"" when I'm flaccid. When I'm erect, it says ""TICONDEROGA NY"""

"A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world."

"Two fish are in a tank.. And one looks at the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves"

"Why are photographers always so depressed? Because they always focus on the negatives."

"What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common? They've both got a little Captain in them."