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Joke of the Day
"DONALD TRUMP DROPPED OUT!! April Fools :("
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"There are 3 types of pain... 1.) Pain. 2.) Excruciating Pain. 3.) STEPPING ON A LEGO!"
"What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They're both backwards compatible."
"9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys."
"Why did the condom go flying through the air? He was pissed off. (It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get this one.)"
"Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art? Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming ""stay away from me!"""
"Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total."
"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"
"An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi and Adolf Hitler walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted? Because of the Santa Clause"