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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"

"""Hola, Senor, do you want me to shift into second gear?"" Manuel transmission"

"What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine? There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!"

"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"

"What is the longest word in the English language? Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!"" :P"

"I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute"""

"It's black and hangs on a wire? A bad electrician!"

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away."

"Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."