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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"

"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."

"Did you see the clown that hides from morons?"

"Who is the commander of cheese? Sargento"

"For Sale: 2010 Honda Civic. Well maintained. Some Zipcar logos. Must purchase in next three hours."

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out without robbin"

"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."

"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"

"Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog."

"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""