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Joke of the Day
"I think I want to clean mirrors for a living It's just a job I can see myself doing"
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"People say I don't have what it takes Yeah, because every time I get it, it takes it."
"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."
"What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck? Egg_salad"
"What do you call a bunch of male pornstars on a flight together? Snakes on a plane."
"Can a match box? No but a tin can. (sorry)"
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? ...Deer balls, They're under a buck!"
"[mom unloads groceries] if there's one thing i love, besides my wild little rascals, it's subscribing to twenty different online tv services"
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"
"A student staring off in class... The teacher said to the student ""starring off into space never got anyone far in life."" The student quipped ""That's what they told Galileo."""