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Joke of the Day

"You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put ""anal"" in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion..."

"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"

"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."

"What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!!"

"72 What is 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"

"There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE"

"How many drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and a half men."

"Making French toast is a lot like making regular toast. The only difference is that you use your tongue."

"How many tumblr users does it take to change a lightbulb? Light is triggering, shitlord. DOWN WITH THE BULBTRIARCHY"

"*stops next to punks at red light* *stares them down, turns up The Walking Dead opening music* *light turns green, slowly accelerates*"