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Joke of the Day

"How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!"

"What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? Fingerpaint!"

"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"

"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !"

"Cop: Admit it! You killed that family Murderer: You can't prove anything... Cop: You know, you're actually called ""Murderer"" in this thing"

"It's 2011. If you're still using a payphone, you probably deserve to be negotiating some sort of ransom."

"So in 2016 I've decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now."

"I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display"

"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"