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Joke of the Day
"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care"
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"Usain Bolt is like a Police Officer He starts off following black men, then catches up and beats them."
"Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know"
"Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is."
"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."
"Cowboys would still be alive today if they hadn't shot all of their spare bullets in the air after winning one gunfight."
"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""
"A lady happily tells her husband, holding a testpack result. ""Darling, I'm pregnant!"" Tears running the husband's eyes, he says ""Hi pregnant, I'm dad"""
"What were the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima? ""What the fuck was tha . . ."""