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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !"
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"What is Sherlock's porn star name? Benedict Cuminhersnatch"
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."
"What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem? f(x)"
"Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait."
"Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him."
"The wife left a note by the TV today saying ""Its not working, I'm leaving"" I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!"
"Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument? He was baroque."
"What do you call a sterile fruit? A cantaloupe."
"People need to stop acting like animals have the same emotions as humans... ...they hate it when we do that."