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Joke of the Day

"I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display"

"When is April 2nd and she is still pregnant! D:"

"Why was the iPhone 7 so embarrassed? He was caught jacking off."

"You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot"

"Yo mama so fat in order to meet new carbon emissions regulations, we had to cap her ass"

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody"

"Aren't horses just Eunuchorns?"

"I know we just got divorced, but would you mind showing my girlfriend how to make an omelet the way I like them?"

"knock knock joke ""knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""jerry"" ""jerry who? ""jerry seinfeld"""