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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid."

"A child was recently forced to write on the chalk board until he died He was sentenced to death"

"If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me"""

"Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass"

"Why does Highlander 2 exist? There can only be one."

"My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since."

"MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language."

"My fiance said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman."

"If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right?"