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Joke of the Day
"What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? Fingerpaint!"
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"Q: When do the leaves begin to turn? A: The night before a test."
"Doctor's appt: doctor checked me for hernia. Oddly replaced typical ""turn your head and cough"" with ""who's my dirty bitch."""
"The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October."
"I like my women like I like my coffee In a cup"
"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."
"I told my friend an oxygen joke which he didnt get at first Until he finally went ""O"""
"Why do physicists love going to church It's the center of mass"