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Joke of the Day

"Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! -Me, sorting through my grandma's mail."

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"[at Red Lobster] WAITRESSES: *run toward me* ME: Red Lobster! WAITRESSES: *stop* ME: Green Lobster! WAITRESSES: *run* MANAGER: Okay, SIR..."
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"""My god...we're monsters,"" I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically"
"I don't know why I broke up with the gym... ..I guess we just weren't working out."
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