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Joke of the Day
"What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you."
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"TEACHER: Jackie take 932 from 1439. What is the difference? Stella: That's what I say what's the difference`?"
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"
"The moderators of The Joke Cafe rejected the joke I submitted about my penis. ... They said it was too long."
"How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day? None"
"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"
"My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday"
"Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that know binary ... And the rest have girlfriends"
"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"