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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that know binary ... And the rest have girlfriends"

"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."

"TIL The New Jersey Devils have never changed their logo or uniform design/colours. No new New Jersey jersey."

"I'm so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards"

"Lost in a corn maze? Light it on fire. Turn it into a popcorn maze. Eat your way out."

"What did the mother say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Get out of my sun!"""

"Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?"

"The thing about midgets and dwarfs... they have very little in common."

"I don't have tinted windows on my car because if people don't like watching me dance, they can tint their own goddamn windows."

"I don't think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her"