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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that know binary ... And the rest have girlfriends"

"I've always thought that the phrases 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' meant the same thing Until I went to a funeral"

"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."

"I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty."

"What hand do you use to wipe your butt? Right or left? For those that answered right or left, you guys are gross I use toilet paper."

"What's the best part about fingering a Gypsy on her period? You get your palm read at the same time...."

"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."

"Wanna hear a joke? Serving sizes"

"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"I was telling this chick how I almost died during childbirth and she asked me when I'm having another one. I SAID I ALMOST DIED, CRAZY LADY."