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Joke of the Day

"Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special."

"What do you get when you cross a female tyrannosaur with a male tyrannosaur? Tyrannosaurus Sex! *I apologize deeply, I'm so...so sorry*"

"What do you call a shape that's always worried? A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)"

"Why does a priest never get married? Because they got nun to love them"

"What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter"

"I bought a dog so I wouldn't feel creepy picking up poop off the sidewalk"

"Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too."

"You know what they say about cliffhangers ..."

"I'm tired of writing ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone"

"Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone."