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Joke of the Day

"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"

"Childhood is like getting drunk.. ... everyone remembers what you did except you."

"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"

"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"

"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."

"I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman"

"I said 'no' to drugs But I don't think they're listening"

"Why do you never see a crackhead over 30? Cause they're fucking dead"

"why does reddit love cats so much? because they give zero fucks"

"Cop: Are you drunk? Me: Could a drunk person do this? *I just piss my pants* Cop: WOW. Yes actually. Me: That was supposed to be a backflip"