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Joke of the Day

"The moderators of The Joke Cafe rejected the joke I submitted about my penis. ... They said it was too long."

"Wanna hear a joke? [removed]"

"A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping $170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt."

"Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."

"You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't."

"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""

"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"

"What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them where they learnt to fight Master splinter tortoise"

"Did you guys hear the one about the circus fire? It was intense."

"are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies"