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Joke of the Day

"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."

"What do you call a reptile that likes to start fights The Insti-Gator"

"A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack."

"How can you tell if a road is sad? It has low shoulders."

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"

"Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work."

"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond James Bond"

"A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear.. ..and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The Dr told him he isn't eating right."

"You know what my favorite type of cupholder is? A bra."

"[offensive] What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"