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Joke of the Day

"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."

"Curiosity doesn't kill anything, stupidity does."

"Maybe this is the vodka speaking, but Hi! I'm made from potatoes!"

"A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue... After examining her under the bright lights, the doctor sent the white and gold lady home."

"How do the French defend a city? We don't know, they've never tried it."

"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."

"KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what? M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think"

"How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar? Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds."

"I met a famous American comedian on a White House tour I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, ""Hey, I thought you retired in 2009?"""

"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"