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Joke of the Day
"Curiosity doesn't kill anything, stupidity does."
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"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"
"95% of people masturbate while showering, the rest sings one specific song, which one?... No idea? Then I know what group you belong to ;)"
"What sea creature is regularly featured in The Walking Dead? CORAL"
"How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings after a house fire."
"The autopsy is going to show that the elevator tried to bring Prince down. Go crazy."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"
"Start reading to your kids as early as possible. I start around 2:30 a.m."