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Joke of the Day

"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"

"What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda? Pan, duh!"

"This morning I woke up to a tap on my front door. My plumber has a weird sense of humour."

"what's your best joke involving or being about germans? Just a German who wants to laugh."

"Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)"

"Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?? Because Freedom rings! Happy Birthday U.S!"

"My family and I went to visit this new zoo that opened up recently but they only had a single canine there It was a shih tzu"

"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"

"My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in"

"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"