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Joke of the Day

"How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar? Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds."

"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"

"The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture."

"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"

"What did the sick fish say when he got sick? ""I've cod a cold."""

"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"

"[interview] ""Describe yourself in 5 words."" me: Salacious. Professionally sensual. HR compliant."

"What do you call a bear in the Arctic? Starving."

"Homeless man: Change please Me: sorry dude I don't have any money on me Homeless man: No, change...That outfit is hideous"