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Joke of the Day

"A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue... After examining her under the bright lights, the doctor sent the white and gold lady home."

"Just had my first threesome but it was not what I had envisioned. The other two guys seemed to like it just fine."

"My wife faked an orgasm, so I faked a mortgage payment"

"Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit? They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there."

"Just bought diapers and toilet paper because all my family does is shit."

"What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? Windshield vipers."

"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"

"CONSERVE ENERGY: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?"

"Everyone is freaking out about all these glasses that glow under a backlight... ... But my sheets have been glowing under backlights since I was 14"

"Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? Because the stalks are all ears."