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Joke of the Day

"Maybe this is the vodka speaking, but Hi! I'm made from potatoes!"

"I told a waitress she was much prettier without glasses so she set down her tray of drinks."

"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"

"The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!"

"When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again."

"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"

"A son walks up to his dad and tells him: ""Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married?"" His dad replies: ""It's like that everywhere son."""

"Rules for being a good neighbor: 1. MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS 2. Don't forget rule number one."

"Interviewer to me: what is your weakness? I replied : Honesty. Interviewer : But Honesty is not a weakness that's a good thing. I replied: I do not give a fuck what you think."

"I would have bought Battlefront EA If the Rancor wasn't a Dead one."