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Joke of the Day
"How do the French defend a city? We don't know, they've never tried it."
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"How do you tell when a girl really wants you? When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse."
"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"
"I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half."
"I quit my job so I had time to file my income tax That's the joke"
"My boss noticed I shaved before coming in to the office today then he told me if i wanted to keep my job I would have to start keeping my pants on"
"(My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also"
"How Can Athiests Make Money and Get Free Food? By working at an abortion clinic."
"If your body is a temple, does than mean that bald guys get to come inside you?"
"""It's the little things in life that make you laugh,"" my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart."