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Joke of the Day
"My doctor constantly says I'm artistic. I don't know why he keeps mispronouncing it, though"
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"A man was complaining to a friend. ""I had it all. Money a beautiful house a BIG car the love of a beautiful woman then POW! it was all gone!"" ""What happened?"" asked the friend. ""My wife found out."""
"I can't stand the kids of this generation. It's always meme, meme, meme."
"Obesity cures wrinkles."
"What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash."
"What do you call bears with no ears? B"
"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? Helefino."
"*Makes sure the new girl at work sees how much pineapple I eat at lunch* *winks*"
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? because it's the scenter."
"Four Mexicans drowned over the weekend Newspaper headline: Quatro sinko"