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Joke of the Day
"*Makes sure the new girl at work sees how much pineapple I eat at lunch* *winks*"
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"My dad has the heart of a lion And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo."
"Just met a nerdy spider. He's a web designer"
"Can't wait to sit in the doctor's office reception area so I can read how to fix meatloaf 3 ways & catch up on 1992."
"My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"Pot is a gateway drug. But the gateway is cluttered with gallons of ice cream & stacks of pizza, so it's hard to pass through."
"What if Mike Tyson could use the Force? He'd become a kith lord"
"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."
"It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines... They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension."
"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"