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Joke of the Day

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? because it's the scenter."

"""There"" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes"

"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end."

"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."

"Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!"

"INSTANT KARMA, Get in on the front page gold rush; ""are jokes"" reddit is a faggot... ...2Bcunt in you'ld (you would love it) (to (too) be continued))..."

"If you love something, set it free. If it scurries up a wall, spins a web, & eats insects, it was probably a beagle or hound of some sort."

"Why didn't you come to the halloween party? I was at the Halloween party as a ninja. ""But I didn't see you there."" ""Exactly."""

"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."

"Damn girl are you Jewish! Cuz these balls are matzoh."