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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? Helefino."
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"What's the difference between a politician and a comedian? People care when a comedian speaks."
"What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs? One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer."
"I'm worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny."
"If I ever get a llama, I'm totally naming it Dalai."
"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"
"What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male Fraud!"
"I never know what to do with my hands during sex. I just end up snapping my fingers along with the rhythm."