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Joke of the Day
"Obesity cures wrinkles."
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"My sister is a Cancer... ironic how she died... Killed by a giant crab."
"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"
"Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist."
"[At Fancy Restaurant] Her: I'll have the oxtail topped with quail egg. Him: Gimme a steak. Her: *glares Him: Uhh, topped with a Cadbury?"
"Every minute in america... Costs you 5 dollars."
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery... I've had it up to here with them."
"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."
"""Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody's following."""
"in a gay bar WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"