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Joke of the Day
"What do you call bears with no ears? B"
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"I asked a friend from North Korea ""how is it living there?"" He can't complain."
"A really big joke... r/jokes"
"The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights. They're capable of math destruction."
"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"
"In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes. You know - comic relief."
"I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation."
"What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave? Everyone started partying like it was $19.99."
"Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs."
"I've started handing out guns to large men at gay clubs. Just exercising my right to arm bears."