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Joke of the Day
"What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash."
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"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines."
"""How can it be global warming,"" pondered @realDonaldTrump, ""if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."""
"They told me i had type A blood. But it was a type O."
"You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly they all become engineers. It's amazing."
"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."
"What's black and white and red all over? A dead zebra."
"What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids? *Me too*"
"Pavlov walks into a bar and hears a loud bell. ""Oh shit,"" he exclaims. ""I forgot to feed my dogs."""
"I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone... I came upon it by accident."