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Joke of the Day
"What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ? That's my buoy !"
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"A man goes to the doctor for an exam... ... the doctor looks at him and says, ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" asks the man. ""Because I'm trying to examine you,"" says the doctor."
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"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."
"I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits... ...but they were all too boring."
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"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny:"