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Joke of the Day
"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny:"
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"I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction"
"Did you hear about the flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage? It was a murder most foul."
"What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded."
"What do you call a girl without boobs? **Justin Bieber**"
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere."
"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel peace prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"
"What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination? ""Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"""
"Groucho Marx once said: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."