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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."
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"When life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic."
"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"
"Boss: I suspect one of you is dead [Everyone looks at me, except for Paul, who is not moving at all]"
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..."
"A man orders a large cup of coke with ice Upon receiving his drink he began to wonder why his hands were so cold. Then he realized that just ice was served."
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"
"How do you make a dead baby float ? Two scoops of ice-cream and one scoop of dead baby."
"My mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and I all currently have diarrhea. Runs in the family."