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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."
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"I like my women like I like my fish. An irregular plural."
"An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.""."
"Q: What do bees chew? A: Bumble gum."
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!"
"I'm giving up eating food off the floor for Lent"
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"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."
"I was going to bring everyone on reddit some cool plants but unfortunately, I never botany"