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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""

"What do all battered women have in common? (In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen."

"Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?"

"Joke request: Offensive white guy jokes As a white guy I'm feeling left out. Anybody know any good offensive white guy jokes?"

"How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S"

"I used to wave my hands in the air like I just don't care, but now I just wave them because I get more steps on my FitBit"

"Hey Reddit what's the most useful type of doctor? An On-call-ogist."

"I've been on this new Vodka diet. It's great, I've lost 3 days already!"

"I've got the body of a twenty year old. It's in the trunk of my car."

"The Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. ...it was tense."