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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident."

"Why do blind people always laugh at jokes? Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming."

"If I could have one superpower it would be knowing definitively if people like me or not"

"Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably"

"Chess makes us to realize our life!!! Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants."

"Got in a fight with the wife so I didn't let her sleep on the couch with me last night."

"What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers."

"Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night."

"I started a book club. A coloring book club. There's a line to get in. We're never on the same page. Nothing's black & white. We're well red"

"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"