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Joke of the Day
"Atoms make up everything... so naturally you shouldn't trust them."
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"I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo."
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling."
"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."
"Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments? Because he had the doldrums."
"Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years"
"Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards."
"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."
"How do you tell the difference between an African Elephant and an Asian Elephant? AIDS."
"My dear Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. But his 3 passengers all went screaming."