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Joke of the Day
"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"
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"Sorry about the typos lately you gays."
"Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working"
"What French city always surrenders first? Toulouse"
"I think you can all settle down. Its unlikely Instagram will ever find buyers for photos of 20 000 feet and a billion sunsets."
"What happens when you try to eat a fist full of rice? YOU GET KNOCKED OUT!!!"
"Necrophilia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one"
"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."
"When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet."
"What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder? How you strap on the dirtbag."