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Joke of the Day
"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"
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"If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often."
"What do you call an egg that cures cancer? A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son."
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"What's the difference between... What's the difference between dubstep and a fish on the floor? Nothing as long as you drop the bass."