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Joke of the Day

"Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion. Sorry."

"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse For being sober one year."

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"A port-a-potty truck blocked my car in at work so I couldn't leave.. But hey, shit happens."

"A conversation between two strangers in a diner... Man #1: You know, without the mustache you'd look just like my first wife. Man #2: I don't have a mustache! Man #1: She did."

"I wonder how people who are tired of working in the jade business describe their attitude."

"If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence."

"So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song."

"Lesbians why do lesbians go to sports authority becuase they dont like dicks"

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."