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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an egg that cures cancer? A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son."
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"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"
"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight."
"Some people get athlete's foot. I get Twitter butt."
"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Apparently it's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"Twice the cold doth striketh A dog, a ski cabin, and a leather jacket walk into the electric cloud being and merge into the one true demongod."
"I wanted to hire a marsupial butler... but none of the applicants were koala-fied."
"Scientists discovered that gayness goes back to the Jurrassic Period, there were even gay dinosaurs.... the gay male dinosaur was the Humpasauras and the gay female dinosaur was the Lickalottapus"
"For lack of a better word... Buy a thesaurus"
"16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."