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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."
Next Joke
"You know what I heard? Sheep"
"You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead."
"I'm so good at making puns they call me the punisher."
"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."
"A photon walks into a hotel... and the desk clerk says, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""no thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races."
"When a man falls overboard, they say, ""Man overboard!"". What do they say when a woman falls over? ""FULL SPEED AHEAD!"" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8_TlOsV_w#t=82"
"Two Cleaners In A Car... Broom Broom"
"What do you do on a date with a feminist? Split the bill."