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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did one hat say to the other hat? A: You stay here. I'll go on a head."
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"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! Woof"
"75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it"
"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."
"What do you call a stoner that is masturbating? A highjacker."
"There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people Push and pull"
"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"
"Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film ""The Birds?"" It's about Angry Birds."
"My parents thought I am their treasure They want to bury me to the ground"
"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""