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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between dubstep and a fish on the floor? Nothing as long as you drop the bass."

"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."

"Why are turds tapered on the ends? so your asshole doesn't slam shut"

"Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness."

"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your ""scary"" battle at Normandy, grandpa."

"In calculus class we just finished revolutions of solids It made my head spin."

"I moved to Australia, I've never been so appreciated! I've had so many offers to ""Get F**ked!""... I have the pick of the litter!!"

"A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"""

"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"

"Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand. Something along these lines, Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."