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Joke of the Day
"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"
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"What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? A Hesi-tater"
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"A man knocked on my door the other day with a beard. No wonder I didn't hear him."
"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""
"What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her? I may be a two but your an eight.."
"How many bees are there in the world? A buzzillion."
"Letter to Santa... Little boy: Santa please send me a little brother!... Santa: send me your mother!!!"
"What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!"