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Joke of the Day
"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"
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"What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP"
"Mum why am i getting my Christmas present in August? Because its cheaper than chemo."
"If you speak too slowly, my brain completes your sentences in all kinds of ways that make you interesting for a moment."
"I used to be a street performer But I could only accept credit cards; it didn't make any cents."
"What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code"
"What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny-vore"
"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."
"I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers."
"My wife has the hottest ass in the world... Me."