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Joke of the Day

"A man knocked on my door the other day with a beard. No wonder I didn't hear him."

"My 6 year old daughter told me this morning that she wanted to grow up and be a feminist.. I told her she could only choose one."

"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""

"I don't like anti jokes... I like uncle jokes"

"Bad news A doctor says to his patient: 'I'm afraid I've got bad news for you. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's disease'. The patient responds: 'Well, at least I don't have cancer'."

"What do you call a burning Bible? Holy smokes."

"I told my doctor my penis was burning... To which he replied, ""That just means someone is talking about it."""

"What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks? Gomer's pile."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in lindsay Ontario. Couldn't find three wise men. Or a virgin..."

"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."