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Joke of the Day
"What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!"
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"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!"
"[roulette] ME: [slaps table] 50 on red CROUPIER: Sir that is 50 pictures of Celine Dion ME: Yes and if I win [grabs him] you owe me 50 more"
"You know it's weird you add 'French' to anything and it makes it better: 'French cuisine', 'French toast', 'French kiss'... The only exception is 'people.'"
"My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. I prefer to call it drama filtering."
"Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? SNOWBALLS!!!!"
"I read that a couple from New Jersey named their baby Adolf Hitler. They should be ashamed, New Jersey is no place to raise a kid."
"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. "
"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time."
"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."