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Joke of the Day

"Letter to Santa... Little boy: Santa please send me a little brother!... Santa: send me your mother!!!"

"If a quiz is quizical, what is a test ? Title."

"if my mother-in-law was an actress, she'd be the star of The Cunt for Red October."

"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."

"What's Batman's favorite fruit? Bananananananananana"

"Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca? Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow."

"What's a simile? It's like a metaphor."

"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef."

"My subaru wasn't working. How awd."

"Did You Know Willie Nelson Just Died? He was playing On The Road Again."